This book of fictional histories harnesses the unremitting absurdity of the self-satirizing modern globalist agenda and presents the reader with a roach's-eye-view of our topsy-turvy world, populated with outer space aliens, Earthbound weirdos, transhumanist cretins, ancient sages, mischievous disincarnate intelligences, and raging identity lunatics. It will help the bewildered reader dissect and resist the Commie nonsense virus with the flamethrower of truth, common sense, and outlaw humor. Volume twenty-three of the Whisanant Mythos.