Cut class. Kick ass. Save the frigging world.When college sophomore Dan Marshall's life morphs into a hybrid of Penn State and a homebrew tabletop RPG adventure, he grabs his talking two-handed sword and hits campus, seeking gold, girls, and glory.
But even with two beautiful bad-ass women at his side, how can a low-level barbarian survive when he's pitted against a fraternity of gnolls, a dungeon full of nightmares, and an apocalyptic death...