I Don't Care If It's a Boy or a Girl So Long as It's Deductible: And 174 Other Zany Remarks for the Oblivious Dad-To-Be

by Linda Perret and Gene Perret

Book Overview

From the moment you hear you're going to be a father, you'll enter into a brand new world that you never imagined. Your daily tasks will be consumed with complex engineering (trying to figure out how to buckle your child's car seat), counseling (healing emotional stress caused by endless boo-boos), learning a foreign language (Braxton-Hicks, teething ring, nasal aspirator, and onesie, just to name a few), and nighttime navigating (Do you remember...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1944822887
• ISBN13: 9781944822880
• Release Date: May 2017
• Publisher: Familius
• Length: 184 Pages
• Weight: 0.65 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 6.0" x 5.9"