Crime Rhymes II: Vice Verses

By Dixie J. Whitted

Filled with over 190 lethal limericks and punny poems along with some quirky cartoons, all with a mystery twist. Includes a special bonus feature: the short story "The Adventure of the Baffled Blacksmith," where Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes take on the Lizzie Borden case. Samples of the sinister stanzas: COLD CUSTOMERSEmbalmer Montmorency RomeIs a cheerful, if wizened, old gnome.But his wife, Cora Mae, Has left him today: He wouldn't stop bringing work home.NET LOSSAn amorous athlete named DennisWas explaining his sport to Miss Glennis. "'Love' means 'nothing'," he said, So she shot him dead-Then realized he meant "in tennis."

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1790631343
• ISBN13: 9781790631346
• Release Date: December 2018
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 120 Pages
• Weight: 0.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"