Corn on Macabre or Reflections of a Reluctant Vampire

by Martha Jones and Ms Martha R Jones

Have you ever wished you were a vampire? Do you envy Dracula for his timeless looks and hypnotic effect on women? Do you ache for eternal youth and the rambunctious sex life you've seen in countless scary movies? Well, stop it! Vampirism is a horrid, dismal, cursed existence, and any book that tells you otherwise belongs in the fantasy section, not the horror section.As you may have guessed, this is not a "How to Be a Vampire" book. CORN ON MACABRE...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0615624758
• ISBN13: 9780615624754
• Release Date: April 2012
• Publisher: Self Publisher
• Length: 84 Pages