LD: Spittage is gross. S-P-I-T. See, it has spit in the name Welcome to the Dude's Eye View. Little Dude arrived in his sixth (and final ) foster home at age 4. He brought with him a wicked sense of humor and a take on the world his foster parents had never heard before. From...
Me: Actually, it's SPIN-ach. Not spit-age.
LD: Well, it ought to have spit in the name.
Me: Why?
LD: Because I would spit it out