There's only one person I trust... It's no secret that I'm hard to handle. People get annoyed by me. Sometimes they're amused, but not for long. It's not easy to deal with a paranoid conspiracy theorist, and I stretch everyone's patience. Everyone except Wil. He was there at the beginning, when I was rescued from my old life, and he's stuck with me since. He's been my friend when no one else wanted to. Patiently...