Confessions from the Bathroom

by Martin Riskin

Book Overview

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• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0880324023
• ISBN13: 9780880324021
• Release Date: March 1991
• Publisher: Warren Gorham & Lamont
• Length: 101 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 8.3" x 5.5"

Customer Reviews

The Ultimate Bathroom Book

Like many people, perhaps you keep a magazine rack handy near the most relaxing seat in the house. The Throne. Many will confess to no reading material in that most important of rooms, but those of us who are realists recognize the occasional need to sit for long spells, and look for entertainment of some type while we wait. 'Confessions From The Bathroom' is one of the funniest bathroom books on poo that you will ever find. Titling these moments as "dump" moments, 'Confessions' catalogs the different types of movements available, most of which we have all experienced at one time or another. Some of them we don't like to admit to, but locked up inside your private room during a "quiet moment", you should get a huge chuckle while thumbing through this hilarious cartoon book. The cartoon pictures are a riot, but the descriptions are also priceless. If you can't admit, even to yourself, that most of these have occurred within your own private domain, you can at least count several that you have witnessed in public restrooms. Hilariously detailed are The Beer Dump, The Splash-Back Dump, The Alfresco Dump, The Machine Gun Dump, The E.P.A. Dump, The Cling-On Dump, The Houdini Dump, The Whole-Roll Dump, The Sunday Paper Dump, and many, many more. Why not put something off-color and riotously funny in with all those boring Time Magazines and classic literature you keep in the rack trying to impress company. This little treasure book is something that will keep your company laughing so hard they may never come out of your bathroom. Enjoy!

My side was hurting and brought tears to my eyes.

Just too funny. Bathroom humor (literally) at it's best