Commuted to life: A season ticket to hell

by J.D. Horne

Overt sales pitch:

This is the perfect little gift for any angry commuters out there. It's not a particularly chunky book so it's also ideal for wedging under tables, swatting bugs and protecting wooden surfaces from hot drinks. All this and more for the price of a London pint.

About the book:

Millions travel by train every single day. Few of them hate it quite so much as the author of this book. This diary offers a brief insight into the secret world of commuting - from vomit inducing companions and crusty seats to The Network, a shadowy organisation with sinister motives. Considering a season ticket? You may want to read this first. Contains adult humour and scenes of a depressing nature.

Some words people wrote:

"A small sliver of sunshine in the dark empty tunnel of commuting."

"The perfect accompaniment to any bowel movement."

"So funny that my face split open and all the demons escaped."

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1795133856
• ISBN13: 9781795133852
• Release Date: April 2019
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 70 Pages
• Weight: 0.17 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.1" x 7.8"