What do you do when your cheating business partner/boyfriend (bad, bad idea) announces he's selling your software company on Thursday to fund his new life with his other girlfriend? You hurry back to stop him, of course. He's not getting rich on my dime! Or that would be the plan, but I'm currently lost in the Klamath Mountains, access to my car cut off by a California wildfire, and there's no way I make it back in time. Desperate times...