"THE ONLY PROPER PLACE FOR ICE IS IN A COCKTAIL . . ." I'm Derby Cavendish--that's pronounced Derby with an "ar" sound, not an "er" remember that for later. Ever since I was a boy, the forces of the otherworldly have been drawn to me like divas to a spotlight. But I'm ready for them. Bring it on, bitches. He's the reason there are no zombies at Christmas, no fairy magic (the bad kind) at Gay Pride, and no werewolves (except one and...