Cass A. Nova is a massive dick.
Always has been.
(He also has one, but that's neither here nor there).
My older brother's best friend loved to taunt me and call me Virgin Mary growing up.
He also embarrassed me in the worst way when he found out I was crushing on him.
Now that I'm back in Smalltownsville, I hope I never have to see that smug man again.
Fate seems to have other plans.
All because of the ginormous candy cane in...