From The Onion alum writers Mike MacDonald and Jilly Gagnon comes a hilarious choose-your-own-path story to that will save you hours of suffering on Tinder. The only thing worse than getting back on the dating horse? The brutal loneliness of perpetual singledom. That's why you're putting in the effort to find your soulmate...or at least someone to warm your bed for a night. Playing as one of two characters, you get to...