Good and Evil do not exist. God and Satan are brother and sister, and the Big Bang was a giant cockup. Now, over 13 billion years later, the most important item in all of creation is Simon Debovar's living room carpet. And someone just stole it. Can Simon overcome his anti-social nature and recover his carpet before it costs him his life? And, more importantly, should he? Brace yourself for a witty, sexy, sweary romp...
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