He says he's an orc. He says she's his. She's still waiting for the camera crew to jump out of the bushes... After finding her fianc? in the arms of her best friend, Kelly Kingston does the only thing a sensible woman can do. She packs a bag and hightails it to her home town in the back of beyondsville to lick her wounds. Fate, plus her ancient and somewhat cranky car, have other ideas. Stranded on the side of the road, she doesn't...