I'm the fun guy.
The one always quick with a joke.The guy who is crazy enough to do wild things to make people smile.
That's how people see me.
That's who I've presented myself to be.
That's how I introduced myself to Rivet.
The first female Cerberus team member wasn't impressed with my corny pickup lines and wide smile like the other women I use it on.
And why should she be?
She's seen it all and lived to tell the tale.
She...