Judge Van der Hoof is a veteran with a persnickety attitude, sour sense of humor, and deteriorating heart condition. Charged with the knowledge of ensuing death and financial ruin, Judge escapes the hospital armed with his trusty Colt 45 and newly acquired hostage. The ensuing journey is filled with misadventure and chaos. Only as the companions near their destination do the dark intentions of Van der Hoof become evident.