Burn, Christmas! Burn!!

by Brian James Gage

Book Overview

Burn, Christmas Burn is a humorous Christmas book about Santa's Elves who are tired of being third-rate drones in his oppressive sweatshop. Santa is greedy and old. Mrs. Claus is the crotchety and... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1932360557
• ISBN13: 9781932360554
• Release Date: November 2004
• Publisher: Soft Skull
• Length: 40 Pages
• Weight: 0.50 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 8.2" x 6.8"

Customer Reviews

One of my favorites.

I have 4 books by Brian gage, this one is my favourite, I loved the art, it was so beautifully done, and I also loved the story, I really don't like Christmas, so it was the perfect book for me, I also have that sense of humor so two birds. If you have this sense of humor or just dont like Christmas definitely get this book.

Burn it Down! Loved it.

I thought it might be a little strange to order this book during the summer, but hey Christmas in July why not? Although, it's not quite what I expected, I surprisingly got a big kick out of this mean-spirited little book I think due to my own aversion to Christmas festivities. Particularly well done was the demise of the other reindeer at Rudolph's hands: "And all the reindeer games at which Rudolph could never play, He'll be the one who's laughing and name calling Christmas Day." The illustration that accompanies it is very well done and really sick-minded. If you like books that are a little out there, and convey a sick sense of humor, then you can't go wrong here. I thought it was really audacious.

Chrismas Inferno (Burn the Mutha' Down)

Dark and angry, and yet hysterically funny, Brian Gage and Jeff Peterson have created a scathing commentary of Christmas that looks like a children's picture book. Bippy the Elf (whose real name is Eugene Vladimir Von Triton Krinkeltoot), gives us a rhyming tour of Santa's famous "workshop" where the head CEO himself forces the elves to work night and day and where they never get any benefits in return, ("Last year reindeer droppings were the bonus to the staff.") all so that YOU can have a Merry Christmas. So this year, Bippy and the elves decide to stage an Elven Revolution to get out of Santa's Sweatshop and are planning to come right into YOUR HOME! Anyone who has overloaded on Christmas marketing and the exploitation of the worldwide labor force will love this little book, even if the symbolism is a bit obvious. I would recommend one for everyone on your Christmas list...but it is printed in China... Burn, Christmas, Burn!!!

Brian Gage is Crazy - So is this Book!

Finally! A book that sinks it's teeth into the glitter of Christmas and rips out its heart! It's really funny and really dark. The author is a sick person, and I mean that as a compliment. Christmas has deserved this kind of send up for some time, and the elves in this book are just the ones to do it! I haven't laughed at a book this much since Get Your War On! I highly recommened this twisted Christmas tale.