Self-help book? No way. The title is certainly a parodied jab at a well-known series of soul-searching books to get you through your day. I can promise you this: There is nothing poetically pious about the stuff in these pages. You will laugh somewhere along the way. Money back guarantee. I will also make you cringe. At times, you will think I am a complete idiot. At others you may stop and think that maybe-just maybe-I do have a point or two that...