"Obey the president. Accept his authority." The greatest presidential secret isn't a UFO sighting or a military conspiracy-it's the presidential sex island east of Washington, D.C. I was just a janitor at the White House, but the president took an interest in me. He got me on my knees. He made me smell his presidential musk. He made me wear the First Lady's used clothing. But I didn't realize it was all a job interview...