John Milton, some famous dead guy, once wrote that it was better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. What if you weren't too keen on either? That's the position in which Danasdius, demon prince, grandson of Lucifer finds himself. In fact, what he'd really like is to have a nice, normal life on Earth. So, he does the only thing he can think of: he runs away from Hell. Decades later, his unobservant, often absentee...