Billy Brown is a pupil at one of the world's weirdest boarding schools. His phone keeps getting messages from dead students. The ghost of a veiled lady stalks the musty corridors. Suddenly, 'surviving school' takes on a whole new meaning. Together with his friends Jethro and Kippers, Billy must fight alchemists, killer teddy bears, an insane computer programmer... and the world's toughest houseparent. Can Mr Hart really be trusted?...