Crashed on the wrong planet. Stuck with the wrong man. Taken by the right alien. I'm supposed to be safe on Arcadia Colony. Instead, I'm trapped on Crashland. Most of the colonists in my landing pod are dead, and the one other survivor is a creep. My only friend? A holographic cat. Until I'm snatched up by an alien barbarian. Kidnapped or rescued? I don't know. All I'm sure of is that I've never met someone as attractive as Zarkav. He's...