The mechanics have a secret hidden deep in the junkyard. I'll never tell anyone... I'm a private equity investor. I buy struggling companies and gut them. People think I'm evil, but it's just business. My latest employees refuse to be laid off though. Now I'm chained to a desk in a dark, lonely room. I struggle to remember what life was like before this. I've become a pet-a toy for the men I was supposed to fire. They've...