After spending each day helping the people of Quibbletown, NJ to see better, Blombach, the town optometrist, spends his nights in ancient Babylon attempting to save his childhood idol, Alexander the Great, from dying at age 32, as all history books say he did. Things get weirder still when he ends up sleeping with Alexander's soon to be widow, the beautiful Roxana, with whom Blombach may or may not have a child (we never find out). This is blatant...