It's just a friend thing. Before confessing his gayness to his best friend, Tierney Terrebonne's sex life is -strictly restroom. After confessing his gayness to his best friend . . . it doesn't improve much. Why bother trying when the man he's loved for fourteen years (see: "best friend") is totally unattainable? Good thing Tierney is an old hand at accepting defeat; all it takes is a bottle of bourbon. Or fifty. Repeat as needed. Dalton...