Ever since I moved into my new flat, I've been obsessed with my neighbour to the right, Eric. Every time I leave my front door, I hope to bump into him. And whenever I'm at home, I wonder what he's up to in the apartment right next door to me and if he thinks about me too. 'Fat' doesn't quite cut it; he's huge. Tall and broad enough to fill up the whole hallway when he walks by. With a kind and handsome face and gentle brown eyes...