Abducted by aliens twice? You have got to be kidding me. The first time I was abducted from Earth, I was introduced to three sexy, alien brothers who wanted to mate with me. And, boy, did we "mate." But when I wasn't able to produce any heirs, they moved on. I stayed on the ship as an envoy, enjoying its many pleasures along the way. But then I was abducted again. And this time, the aliens are not so nice. These bad-boy space pirates want to use and...