This hilarious and subversive tribute to dads by a New York Times bestselling author is perfect for Father's Day Be glad your dad is not a dog, because he would lick your face to say hello Most of the time, you're glad your dad is your dad, until he gets grouchy, bossy, or just totally gross. Then you wish you could swap him for something else. But be careful what you wish for, because it could be way worse......