'Being single is often awesome. You can leave a party when you want to, whether that be 9pm or 9am; you don't have to live in fear of ever hearing yourself described as "my better half"; and you can spend all day lying on the sofa in your pajamas watching Murder She Wrote and eating peanut butter straight out of the jar' 'Don't, if you are over the age of 18, refer to yourself as a "girl" or your friends, if they are over 18, as "the girls."...