Everybody has a family, right? Yeah, but not like mine. I mean, some things are good, like my grandmothers candy truck -- a fat kids dream. My goofy brother makes me laugh even in the craziest of times and my mom, now thats just another story. I mean, sometimes she seems nice, but sometimes she seems mean. I dont know whats wrong with her. And then there are my cousins. Some are funny or at least they think they are. Some are just funny looking. I...