We've all had that nightmare date, the one who makes you want to throw yourself off the platform in front of an oncoming train. Mine is my hot next-door neighbor who just moved into the building. He's a bachelor. And while he's gorgeous and easy on the eyes, his mouth needs to be zipped shut. It's my fault. He asked me out, and I said yes, not knowing that he was an arrogant jerk. I'd love to say that I'd...