Baby's First Tattoo: Baby's First Tattoo

by Jim Mullen

Book Overview

The alternative scrapbook that documents a baby's truly important memories. Millions of people think children are the cutest, cuddliest, most wonderful, saintly creatures in the entire world. These... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0743224450
• Release Date: May 2002
• Publisher: Simon & Schuster
• Length: 80 Pages
• Weight: 0.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 7.5" x 0.5" x 6.0"

Customer Reviews

Hilarious!!

My mom gave me Baby's First Tattoo when I had my second child. Every time I look at it I crack up laughing. For three years I waited for someone I know to have a baby, and FINALLY I got to buy this book for someone else! If you actually fill out this book, you may need family therapy. Contact Dr. Phil ASAP. Every parent needs a good laugh, which this book easily provides. Need a place to save a smear of baby's first projectile excreta? Want to record the name of your nanny's first lawyer? Her second lawyer? How about a family tree with branches for everyone from Mom and Dad to "egg donor" and "Daddy's special friend?" Look no further, this book has it all!

Hilarious

This book made me laugh so hard- It has a lot of great tihngs in here that all parents go through but would rather not discuss- These are the things you should be told if you're a first time parent:)

For those who "get" it...get this book

The mark of a really choice comedic book is when someone who isn't even in the target demographic picks it up and can't put it down until after reading it all the way through. I first saw this book at a Best Buy, laughed hysterically, then after wiping away my tears, recorded the title into my Palm Pilot for future reference. Right now, there's an unsuspecting pregnant friend of mine out there about to get this book...and she's going to LOVE it! There seem to be a couple reviewers here who think this book is actually supposed to be a record keeper or something to read a million times over. Someone mentioned that the book doesn't contain evergreen cultural references. (Gee, if that were a sign of success, then Stephen King would have been in big trouble a long time ago.) This is an "in the moment" book for a time that is best lived, well, in the moment. Great job.

This wasn't what you were expecting

I stumbled on this book by accident and immediately thought of a handful of people who could use it and appreciate it. Kids do say, and break, and spit up, and do the darnedest things and Baby's First Tattoo prompts you to record them. A must for any recent parent.

Completely hysterical

I picked this book up because of its catchy title. I don't have any kids, but many of my friends do and I am always looking for the perfect baby gift. I read this book from cover to cover and laughed all the way through. I highly recommned this book to anyone looking for a baby gift for the modern couple.