A lighthearted persuasion to "write right - for best effect". Real bloopers by real published authors, modified for anonymity of book and author, are used to illustrate how things can go oh, so wrong The emphasis is on editing, careful attention, and use of resources to produce written work that reflects the author's rightful pride in writing it. While most authors - even those best beloved ones - miss a word, misuse a word, or leave stray words...