Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon

by Douglas Sarine and Kent Nichols

Book Overview

DEADLY NINJA WISDOM FOR THE NON-NINJA Carefully consider the joy of your soft-headed ignorance before you begin to run, flip, and jump along the Ninja Path. After much debate and in a spirit of morbid amusement, the International Order of Ninjas has chosen to produce The Ninja Handbook , the first-ever secret ninja training guide specifically designed for the non-ninja. Most non-ninjas who handle these delicate, deadly pages will die-probably in an...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 030740580X
• ISBN13: 9780307405807
• Release Date: September 2008
• Publisher: Crown Publishing Group
• Length: 336 Pages
• Weight: 0.60 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 5.3" x 8.0"

Customer Reviews

Must Read

This book is a must read for fans of the series and for non fans alike. While packed with the various forms of off the wall, sometimes silly humor of the ninja, this book also contains something else if you actually look for it. That something is very intelligent writing. There are several points that during your reading you will say to yourself, "huh". I was intrigued enough that i finished the book within a period of a day, which is the only downfall to the book, it is a very quick read. Hopefully we will will be fortunate enough to get another snippet of the ninja's zany insight before he decides to kill us.

I looked forward to this book killing me

Received this for my birthday, and laughed so hard my lungs popped. Huge fan of the online series, and I recommend it to everyone who has a Ninja named Robert waiting to kill them.

This book turned me into a lethal death machine

I can't thank the International Order of Ninjas enough for allowing this book to be published. I killed two grandmothers and a wiener dog, and that was before I finished the third chapter! I will never go to jail, because I can smoke-bomb my way out of any situation. An indefensible reference for all that want to become phantasmal assassins lurking in the shadows of society.

Pure Ninja Awesomness

When my Ninja Handbook arrived I was full of sweet anticipation and let me say...it NEVER disappoints! It's hilarious and page-turnery and full of charts and illustrations and pictures and seriously funny instructions and guidelines and exercises and beasts and weapons...and I mean PACKED FULL! It's got somewhere around 300 pages and I didn't want to stop reading it. And it's FUNNY...pop-culture skewering, very well written and non-repetitive. Two last words before I die: BUY IT!

This Book Is Approved by the International Order of the Ninja for a Reason!

This book is THE book if you want one that will teach you all about being a ninja. You too can learn why the ninja is looking forward to killing you soon and maybe even why he's going to do it. [...]Buy this book. You'll be glad you did both. They're both very funny, smart and entertaining. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and hey if you're lucky you might even live to tell about it.