A humorous and clever look at the day-to-day travails of being a teenage girl Anonymity is just a regular girl, but her life is falling apart. Her father has left to have another mid-life crisis, her mother's new boyfriend is a sleazebag, and her Europe-bound sister has adopted the name of a carrion-eating bird just to make a point Worst of all, her best girl friends all now have boyfriends, but Anonymity is still single. What's a normal girl to do?...