An Unremarkable Colon: (a somewhat short novel)

by Noah Galuten

Previously published as An Unremarkable Colon: (a somewhat short novel) by Delavic, Nick (AUTHOR).* An Unremarkable Colon is a coming-of-age story for your late 20s, set just after the aughts but before Uber was really a thing. Daniel stumbles his way through the taco-lined streets and dark bars of Los Angeles, battling anxiety, fear, his internal organs and his refrigerator. How will not-that-young Daniel handle booze and cooking; sex and stress; half-awake fantasies and sentient bodily fluids? Noah Galuten's debut is about a generation of failures who grew up too late, felt too much and tried too hard at all the wrong things. *I originally published this for a few days under a pseudonym just to release it into the world, but then I realized that literally no one would read it if I did that, and I was just trying to protect myself with a silly half measure and wasn't actually releasing it. So I released it under my real name and didn't keep it a secret. Anyway, Amazon told me I had to add that disclaimer now, otherwise they would remove the book from publication, even though it makes it WAY more confusing. Okay that's it I hope you enjoy the book.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0D4R7HBKY
• ISBN13: 9798323599004
• Release Date: May 2024
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 160 Pages
• Weight: 0.66 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.4" x 6.0"