Getting woke is hard. As this couple is discovering under 45's regime, it takes more than listening to NPR on our daily commutes and watching Jon Stewart cameos on our phones in bed while we sip craft beer from artisanal glassware made by at-risk women on another continent to make us global citizens. That won't stop Alexandra and Michael from trying, though. Based on the successful McSweeney's column, Amongst the Liberal Elite takes...