In a series of hilarious yet bitingly satirical essays, Geist captures the absurdity of today's pseudo-celebrity-obsessed culture. Among other things, he reveals, for the first time anywhere, Sarah Palin's 2012 inauguration speech, broadcast to a national audience live from the site of WWE's 'Monday Night Raw'. He then moves on to the Bernie Madoff Celebrity Roast in Hell, with Roastmaster Pol Pot providing the laughs...