'What did one cloud say to another cloud moving to lower altitudes? You'll be mist.' Samantha Baines 'There's a place for meditation and relaxation that you can only talk about in 140 characters. It's a yoga retweet.' Colin Leggo 'Been asked to perform at a nudist camp next weekend. Can't do it, got something on.' El Baldiniho 'I've just got Edwin Starr's Greatest Hits. Guess how much? Absolutely nothing.'...