This strange alien has awakened an even stranger desire inside me. I love adventure and living on the land. But getting abducted and abandoned on an alien planet is a little too much adventure, even for me. This planet is chock full of barbarians and outlaws... and one noble alien who looks at me like I'm everything. The problem? He's a pirate, and he needs to get his ship back from his traitorous crew. He sees how good...