First, I was abducted by little green men, then abandoned on a prison planet, and finally captured by a band of alien slavers... and the day isn't even over! FML. One of my alien captors is different, though. He's a man, yes, but he isn't green, and he's anything but little. Huge comes to mind. Breathtakingly big. I shouldn't trust him. I shouldn't lust for him. And if he delivers on his promise to send me back to Earth,...