When Mallory opens the cage at the animal rescue center I trot out, right into her heart. She names me Thomas, a natural enough moniker for a male cat. It is a pampered life until I enter the surreal world of "feline noir" which twists my fondest dream into my worst nightmare after switching bodies with my mistress' boyfriend, Tom A. Katt.My fondest dream? To have human interaction with Mallory, not limited to purring and mewing. My worst nightmare?...