"Get in, lass. I'll drive you home." Why does everyone call me 'lass'? Actually, I don't want to go to Scotland: It's raining all the time and utterly boring. The idea of swapping my life in Hamburg for an internship on the remote island where my parents are from is really daunting, but I don't have a choice. On my very first day, I'm invited for a drink by two cute guys, not yet realising that one of them will turn my...