A king, a queen, and twins are in a room. How are there no people in the room? What did the Dalmatian say after eating dinner? The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment,...
They are beds.
I know how batteries feel.
I'm not included in most things either.
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Bookworms.
Yum, that hit the spot.