What do cats say to each other at Christmas? "Have a Furry Meowy Christmas " What do dogs say to each other at Christmas? "Yappy Howl-a-Days " How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? "Season's Bleetings and Fleece Navidad Fleece on earth, good wool to sheep " If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe. From best-selling language writer and International Punster of the...