A Treasury of Christmas Humor

by Richard Lederer

What do cats say to each other at Christmas?

"Have a Furry Meowy Christmas "

What do dogs say to each other at Christmas?

"Yappy Howl-a-Days "

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

"Season's Bleetings and Fleece Navidad Fleece on earth, good wool to sheep "

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missile toe.

From best-selling language writer and International Punster of the...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1949001415
• ISBN13: 9781949001419
• Release Date: July 2020
• Publisher: Waterside Productions
• Length: 120 Pages
• Weight: 0.36 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.0" x 8.0"