My sights turned back to the flyer: "Join the annual Carnival down in Dulcet!" Well, would you look at that? There's actually some real fun happening here in "Big Sky Country" that doesn't involve a random bear scratching its rear with an elk's horn.
The Carnival...the kids have never been to one before, and I haven't gone to any since I was a young troublemaker myself. The Westchester County Fair was where all the action was during...