I know it sounds even stupider if you read this in front of my goddamned corpse, but please don't let that tiny detail fool you because I am about to explain what is going on here. I don't even know how many times I've already written this letter to tell my story and then killed myself, hoping to wake up back in a life where I didn't use to be so miserable. This is me trying to explain my immortality and how I ended up in this pathetic...