By the mid-21st Century America was truly going down the tubes. But the canny, new House Speaker Lamar Wingate Tidibowl has a plan to save it. He and his chief political fixer, Mr. Bob, arrange for the call of a Constitutional Convention that they would manipulate into "promoting" the Office of U.S. President to a powerless King and investing total power in a Prime Minister (Win Tidibowl). To do this the Speaker has to have a royal candidate with...