My 40th birthday gift? Having to arrest my one-night stand for murder. I should have known my big birthday would be a disaster. Things were looking up when a gorgeous silver fox offered to be my birthday...
First, my family forgot-classic 16 Candles move.
Then, perimenopause decided to crash the party with an attitude.
And, to top it off, I'm in big trouble for punching my boss - but those were extenuating circumstances.